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Friday, June 1, 2012

Charlotte: Dinner and Sex Toys

To all of you more sensitive souls, AHEM my family maybe, I want to warn you that this post includes an ending at a Sex Toy Party and well some of you may just want to skip this one... no seriously! Just a polite little warning – I know you still love me!

I came to Charlotte primarily to be with my mother. This is really the first time we have any kind of health scare with my parents and it freaked me out. On top of that since I hadn’t seen them in a year and since I only flew out for the week time was very precious. With that being said I haven’t seen Ms. Ivey, who happens to live in Charlotte in two and a half years. I had to carve out some time for her even if it was just a little bit.

Ms. Ivey has been a friend of mine since fifth grade, so she was thrilled to come for a visit at my parent’s trailer. You know your friend is a true friend when they call your parents mom and dad. Mom thankfully was feeling pretty good today and was hankering for a steak so we all got dressed up to go out to dinner. And since we were all PURTY we took the opportunity to get some photos! Dad took a few shots of the girls first.

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Then poor Ms. Ivey was juggling both my camera and my parents camera so we could all get the shots we wanted!

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There wasn’t much for us to pick from restaurant wise but there was an Outback nearby that worked. We all dove into the blooming onion for an appetizer and then our delicious steaks.

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Ms. Ivey wanted me to come with her to a party her friend was throwing her, a sex toy party to be exact. All week I went back and forth about going or not going. Then last minute decided to go for just a few hours. Ms. Ivey moved to Charlotte and I hadn’t gotten a chance to meet any of her friends. Since they were all going to be at the party and since mom was feeling better I went.

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MRS. GREY, MS. LUNA & MY OWN MS. IVEY

I finally got to put some faces to names I had heard Ms. Ivey talk about again and again. I loved them instantly! From the minute I walked in the front door we all clicked. Like little lost soul mates! The party was at Mrs. Grey’s house and she had a full bar, even the makings for my all time favorite drink, the White Russian!

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I WAS IN WHITE RUSSIAN HAPPINESS, THE PERFECT ADULT MILKSHAKE

I had never been to a sex toy party so I really didn’t know what to expect. We were all I think trying to figure out the vibe of how the night was going to go but then we started out with a game that broke the ice. She had us all stand in a circle and play a variation of hot potato. Except the potato was a two sided dildo and instead of using our hands we had to pass it to the next person in the circle between our knees. Mortified and laughing so hard we couldn’t even breathe the game left us wheezing. Oh yea the mood had been set.

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LAUGHTER LIKE THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

After that she did her shpeal about the various objects and items she had for sale. She let some sample a few of the creams and lotions. Some were more excited than others. I just enjoyed sitting back and letting the other girls play. It was fun capturing all their hilarious facial expressions. LOVE these girls!

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After the pleasure expert left most of the party was WELL on their way to being happily intoxicated. I only had a single drink, I wanted to be well rested and not hung over so I could spend time with my parents the next day, but I still had so much fun with these girls. It really felt like the sleepovers we used to have as a kid. People started playing with my hair...OMGoodness LOVE! And then there were piggy back rides. Don’t forget to hydrate girls LOL.

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GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

I think that the best thing about tonight is that I got to see Ms. Ivey happier than I have seen her in a long time. Like skipping through a field full of daisy’s singing at the top of her lungs happy. I kept taking photos of everyone and got some cute smiley ones of Ms. Ivey and Ms. Luna. However after a few smiley ones I asked them to make ‘thug’ faces, you know mix it up a bit and get some funny expressions. But they were both so happy they couldn’t ‘thug’ they said.

They are both teachers, fine you won’t ‘thug’ I thought.... ‘I’m going to take away your pencils.’ I said. Ohhhhh those faces... taking away the pencils... gets them every, single, time!

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TEACHERS WILL DO ANYTHING IF YOU THREATEN THEIR PENCILS

Later in the night, I am still unclear how it happened, I got in a good natured argument with Mrs. Grey. Instead of agreeing to disagree she said she could ‘take me’. Uhhhh yea right I don’t think so. And then the next minute we were arm wrestling. So this part isn’t exactly reminiscent of my girlhood slumber parties but neither was the alcohol.

She picked the wrong girl to pick a fight with. Between my 6 years of waitressing, working out, pole dancing classes and lugging around my gigantic wildlife lens my arms are REALLY strong. Needless to say none of the girls could beat me. Sniff Sniff I was so proud!

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NO ONE PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER

The evening ended way too early, I could have stayed so much later. I am glad that I took time to get a better view of Ms. Ivey’s life but it was time to go home, get back to my parents and get some sleep.

Love you Ms. Ivey.

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4 comments:

Jennifer Arens said...

LOVED your hair in the top shot :) I don't think I could go to a sex toy party....I could sure HOST one though hahahha! Glad you got to see teacher friend!

Jess said...

Love all the photos! Wish I could have been there to play with you gals too! Yay for Lelos!

paul peggy zeus said...

Dinner was wonderful. It looks like you girls had a ball!

Anonymous said...

I want a rematch!!! See you in Vegas I hope :P ...Mrs, Grey

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