Sunday, February 21, 2010

Two People with Over Creative Imaginations

You know that movie Sixth Sense, if you don’t know it I should smack you because it was a friggin BRILLIANT MOVIE, for those readers who have seen the movie I am going to reference a specific part. The part, and I am roughly outlining it I know, where the mom talks to her son about her imaginary day, where she goes on and on about how she had a picnic in the park and won the lottery and how the little boy replied that he got picked first for kickball and scored the winning goal only to be carried off on top of the entire class’s shoulders. Well that moment of their life I thought was brilliant, so brilliant that I incorporate it into my life occasionally. Like this morning with my husband over oatmeal and toast.

Basically I stated that we are going to be in the next Olympics the next big couples skating pair. I think Mr. Rogue decided to join me because he does not want some toned man in super sparkly spandex holding me up by my lady parts. Just a theory there.

I however thought it would be better if we had a partner that was not our spouse. I mean imagine him dropping you in a competition and you don’t even get a medal. How the hell do you work that out in couple’s therapy?

I can just imagine having a glass of wine with my girlfriends saying “It just is not working out, he won’t even lift a finger around the house, and that misstep in the triple-sow-cow landed us 11th in the Olympics. THATS just UNACCEPTABLE.”

We concluded it was best to just stay home and watch the Olympics.

1 comment:

paul peggy zeus said...

Wow! I know you can do anything you set your mind to, but Professional Ice skating...HMMMMM - leaves great big question marks in my brain.

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