Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Mood Ring Indicators

I was talking to a friend the other day, and we were discussing hair, as in the hair on your head, and how to go about getting the best, silkiest hair ever. This in turn caused a long debate over the best products, store bought and at home recipes like mayonnaise and egg whites. Thousands of dollars spent over a lifetime to get the best possible shiny tresses.

This got me thinking later about how it would be so nice to get an indicator as to who the inherently good people on the planet were and who were the bad, like an outward indicator, a report card on weather in general you are naughty or nice; which in turn got me to wishing that the quality of your hair was tied to how good of a person you were as if your hair was a permanent mood ring that changes slowly over time as you get meaner or nicer. That way it wouldn’t be that she was just born with it, or that she obviously does not have children and therefore can spend an hour every day getting her hair to look like that, or she has a million dollars to spend on stylists professionally groom her hair every time she walks out the door.

I think this is a fabulous idea, only the good people would have great hair and the jerks would get the unmanageable brillo pad fro. And the mean man behind the home depot counter today would defiantly be bald. Note for the ass behind the home depot counter helping me today baldness means that you got an F. You failed at life!

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