My Bachelorette Party: Limo Wine Tasting

Everyone wore black and I wore white for our day at the wineries. The limo picked up us promptly at noon and I found it a bit odd that our driver looked more like a small yard gnome than a man. That is a yard gnome with the most pronounced uni-brow I had ever seen and a bowler hat. I wonder if he cultivates that growth between his brows as some sort of proof of his masculinity. Maybe his is bald under his bowler cap and he cannot get rid of ANY hair on his head even if it is so incorrectly placed as between his eyebrows. Anyways he insisted that we treat him as “A Professional’ which caused hours of amusement for my friends and I.



Here is a shot of us right before we left the house. See how we are all sober here. Do not expect this in later shots.



We visited four wineries, the first being the most small and calm and the last being on the larger side and much cooler. Here at our third stop you can see three of my friends either working on a butt war OR attempting to mimic a power ranger stance. Either way I love this photo.



I also really liked the third stop because they had a green lawn out back that you could take your testing samples. The other tasting rooms were dark and cramped so I loved the fact that you could enjoy the sunshine here.



Oh and I did make sure not to leave one single drop left in any of my glasses. I was a good bachelorette like that.

By the time we crossed the threshold to the fourth and final taste testing winery we were a gang of 14 rip roaring drunk girls. We were sad when it was time to go back to the mansion.

We did however make one more stop to pick up plenty of supplies for the evening. No one wanted to be out of liquor tonight.