Someone Took A Dump On My Life

The last week has been nothing but a long line of mechanical failures that have effected my life, starting with the jeep blowing up. My day began innocently enough when I decided to go on a long hike early in the morning. I woke up quietly so as not to disturb Mr. Rogue and headed off to the hills in the jeep with my dog Rogue. When I pulled up to our destination, I got out of the car and then Rogue and I started up the hill. Not more than 10 steps and bam the car emits such a screech of anger that I whipped around shocked. Steam and smoke spewed out from under the hood and I was horrified at the problem that I was facing. Is the car going to blow up, should I run and hide, I was frozen with indecision. It turns out that I blew a hose, which spit all over the hot engine, which caused the steam and smoke. I thought the car died. It ended up only maimed. At least I had AAA.
And then yesterday I found out my entire website has a phishing virus and anyone who is looking at my micro sites of the house construction or the wedding site or even my professional portfolio can’t view anything, because Google, my hero, has put up bold dark letters and a warning to the world that my poor site is DISEASED. I felt so dirty and lost, like I had no one but me to fix this mess. And I so was not going to deal with it. So instead of agonizing and spending hours fixing the herpes filled site, instead of worrying about the stupid crippled car, I decided to do something productive and work on the design of my invitations. I was attempting to finish them up and then, this is when you know that the universe has PMS because everything goes wrong, I end up running into hours of ERRORS and obstacles. Thankfully I figured out most of the computer issues without picking up my computer and throwing it into the middle of the street, which would have then resulted in me beating it with a baseball bat while the neighbours watch the crazy lady in her pjs go nuts. Note to self consult with the Universe and make sure it is a good day before attempting to operate heavy machinery.
I think I am going got go snuggle with my pets and forget for a moment that everyone and everything is trying to make me go MAD.