Pen Slasher

I am dealing with an elusive ever-changing list of people that are going to be, may be, and defiantly probably not invited to the wedding. However no matter how many times I talk to my mother and my new mother-in-law to be this slippery little list cannot seem to get nailed down in black and white. I have pretty much given up any and all rights to the list and have done something that I have read not to do. I gave up and let both the mothers have free reign to invite any and all they would like. That probably means that weird Mr. Weird Uncle George will be invited as well as Ms. Crazy Baby Maker Step Bitch but they are family and I am not going to rain on anyone’s parade even for my own wedding. After all that was the whole point of ditching the small little getaway reception that I had originally thought of having. So the family on both sides can crawl out of the woodwork for all I care, let the party begin.