The Dress That Beat All Dresses

So I slept on it (see yesterdays post) and I have decided to go back and get the dress, because I love it, and it is still talking to me. Ms. Dancer went back with me and then Mrs. Rambo joined us, because you cannot have to many women’s opinion on how big your butt looks in an overflowing white gown. I tried on the dress again and then tried on multiple white veils and I was so happy that this important part of the wedding detail is taken care of. Because I am optimistic and because this dress was a zippered back and I really wanted a corset back I ordered the dress two sizes to small. I figured that I was doing very well on my weight loss goals and I decided that if I got it and it did not fit then hell I would just have them put in the corset back, problem solved. Sorry these photos are kinda crappy and I am not smiling they were taken on the down low because “You are not allowed for any reasons allowed to take any photos” said the Barbie helping me today. The hell with rules, I am getting married and spending a fortune here too may I add.