I decided to check out Bridezilla the TV show to see what I was in for and to potentially discourage me from bad behaviour, or at least that is what I am hoping for. I watched it for less than a minute and then my jaw hit the ground and it stayed there for the next 59 minutes. I could not believe that this was real, that this woman was getting married, and I know for sure she is not filled with love when she things about her groom to be like I am. The bride in this episode said:“I’ve got him wrapped around my pinkie! I can’t wait until we get married because I will OWN him! I will own him and he will never see his friends again for as long as he lives. The second I put that ring on his finger he will never see the light of DAY!” Talk about making sure your needs and goals are known on NATIONAL TELEVISION. Then she said to one of her bridesmaids as she handed her a larger size than she needed. “It looks like you have been gaining weight lately, so I think this size will suit you better.”
Definition of a bridezilla on wikapedia.com
Bridezilla is a generic term used to describe a difficult, unpleasant, perfectionist bride who leaves aggravated family, friends and bridal vendors in her wake. A bridezilla is obsessed with her wedding as her perfect day and will disregard the feelings of the family, bridesmaids and even her groom in her quest for the perfect wedding.
I will never watch this show again. This woman treated her family like crap, her bridesmaids like vomit, and her future husband like a person lower in the dirt chain than the fungus living between the toenails of Satan. If anyone calls me a bridezilla I will take it as a personal attack and respond in kind, anyone in the mood to get burned alive?
I don’t know who this woman is but I LOVE this photo, and no honey I would never even think about stealing your twinkie.
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