Exercising Is For The Strong

I did not find excessive working out difficult in my teens, in my early 20 I waitressed 50 hours a week, but now when I work out (because I have been working out every day) I feel like my body is ravaged. And really if it would stop the pain I may actually talk to Satan about selling my soul (just kidding mom). Instead I will take a hot shower and fall into an exhausted sleep so deep that I fear I may never wake up. I will be like sleeping beauty, peaceful, and if that FUCKING alarm clock even attempts to wake me up I will throw it across the room without breaking my snore.