You Know You Are From Detroit When:

1. If people ask you if you have been to 8 mile road
a. Um HELL no you never go there
2. Vacation means going to ‘Cedar Point.’

3. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian
4. If one of your family disowns you during the Michigan/Michigan State game
5. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel
6. You know how to play and pronounce Euchre
7. You know how to pronounce ‘Mackinac’.
8. You have had the heat and the A/C on in the same day
9. You bake with soda and drink pop
10. your little league game was snowed out

11. The word thumb has geographical meaning
12. You show people where you live by pointing to your hand

13. you measure distance in minutes
14. When giving directions you use a ‘Michigan left’
15. it always smells like it just got done raining (state is surrounded by water)
16. Owning a foreign car is a hanging offence in your hometown
17. Everyone that meets you out of state thinks you know Eminem personally